I’m so full of myself that I actually quote myself. People should do that more often. You know, every once in a while you spit out that pearl which just makes you go: Aaahh. You repeat the words to yourself, tasting them as if they were a delicious piece of chocolate.
#7 “Women are like fire. Man thinks he created it and that it can be controlled but doesn’t realize that it will burn your life to the ground if you don’t respect it.”
#6 “I’m not saying that what I’m feeling is love. I’m just saying that I love what I’m feeling.”
#5 “There’s a difference between having a penis and being a dick.”
#4 “All beautiful women are not interesting, but most interesting women are beautiful.”
#3 “Insecurity is the mother of distrust.”
#2 “Women have to understand that wearing foundation and having one are two very different things.”
#1 “The sacrifices we make to achieve things in life are rarely as great as the fear that prevents us from actually achieving them.”
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